4. Lucky Bar
Address: 1221 Connecticut Ave. NW
If your night takes a sudden turn and you end up here, it's not luck guiding you. You're doomed. It would be a cool place to catch a soccer game, but it's all too often packed with the wrong type of clientele. Like many of the bars in Dupont Circle, Lucky Bar draws a crowd consisting of the worst kinds of drunks. Whether they're pissy-drunk undergrads or a juxtaposition of Cristiano Ronaldo and Wayne Rooney lookalikes, they'll have you looking for a horse shoe to start busting heads. If you do happen to get lucky at Lucky, it means you'll catch a fight outside. They usually end with at least one clown taking his shirt off and at least one girl barefoot and in tears. We suggest you find another place to check out that fútbol.