Anthony Bourdain Wants to Burn Down Olive Garden

Anthony Bourdain Wants to Burn Down Olive Garden

Anthony Bourdain has never been one to pull punches, and he treated the crowd at Brooklyn’s Great GoogaMooga Festival to a series of memorable quotes this past weekend. After saying he’d take a “big fucking can of gasoline” to Olive Garden and burn it down, Bourdain suggested the James Beard house be remodeled as “something useful, like a methadone clinic.”

It got more entertaining after Bourdain was asked if he would eat a human, to which he replied “fuck yeah” in reference to any useless stranger on a life raft with him and the rest of his food-ndustry homies. That would be the second option after devouring a bag of Doritos.

The best quote of the day came when he was asked who he’d like to deep fry: Dick Cheney. After waterboarding him, Bourdain said he would “deep fry his head,” “fuck him up the ass,” and then cook him. He also offered instructions for cooking a unicorn after a little girl inquired. Bourdain added that unicorn marrow is delicious.

No reservations? How about no filter.

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[via Gothamist and the Huffington Post]

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