There are all sorts of first date anxieties: what to do, where to eat, what to wear, even who's going to pay. But all those hang-ups are secondary to the biggest first date anxiety of them all: Am I going to be hanging out naked with this girl later? We'll leave all the "What does it say about a girl if she gives it up on the first date" nonsense for some other publication, because a) we know it happens (a lot), and b) we already know what it says about her: we want her number! But how to you know if you'll see the holy grail tonight? Here are 10 Ways to Tell You Might Get Laid on the First Date.

Tags: dating, first-date, sex

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    Justin August 10th, 2011 at 11:48 AM

    Kanye's verse on "No Church In The Wild" and "Lift Off" played as I read this. Definitely an example of music enhancing reading pleasure and vice versa.

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    Jordan Hammond August 12th, 2011 at 03:09 AM

    This is the stupidest thing I've ever seen.

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    Ben August 12th, 2011 at 01:16 PM

    Getting laid on your first date doesn't give you enough time to find out if they have STDs, which they probably do if they sleep around so easily...

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    Benita Leppi August 12th, 2011 at 01:30 PM

    this is a magical fantasy of male sex land. with the exception of the roomate being out of town and showing the apartment the rest is either made up, weird or fantasy. sorry guys. some of these might be "ways to know if she is a tease" or "ways to know if she sleeps around" here are some better indicators: -she lets you pay for everything (not necessarily a go, but an indication that she likes you) - she drinks a lot (not necessarily through straws, straws can also be a lipstick saver!) -she puts up with you babbling about yourself -handholding and other hand to body contact - possibly knees touching though i never thought of it -lots of making out before going home

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    jorg August 13th, 2011 at 01:26 AM

    never reading another thing by complex magazin

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    Chris August 13th, 2011 at 02:09 AM

    This was retarded, even while barely skimming each entry.

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    Me August 15th, 2011 at 01:03 AM

    This is fucking retarded, complex is usually on point

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