For Cosmopolitan's 50th birthday the magazine went big and bold on the cover: the ladies of the Kardashian-Jenner clan: mama Kris Jenner with Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe Kardashian, and Kendall and Kylie Jenner) dressed in matching white—with the exception of Caitlyn Jenner

The 16-page spread shows the Kardashians/Jenners as "America's First Family" (words also boldly splayed on the cover), which is making people mad as hell. (They're not the Obamas! How dare we glorify these vapid people?) Calm yo ass down. It's JUST a Cosmo cover, yo. Anyway, enjoy your morning coffee while reading some tweets from people who woke up on the wrong side of the bed this Monday morning:

Hate all you want (I can't even bring myself to care all that much); they're not even LISTENING: