The voice of the Internet, The Kid Mero, will be offering his opinions on everything from fashion to family values, algebra to defensive driving on Complex.com, twice weekly. Mero speaks for himself, his views do not necessarily reflect those of Complex.com, Stubhub.com, the United States State Department, or amputee porn enthusiasts. You've been warned.

YO WHATS GOOD MAN ITS YOUR BOY JUMANJI SWAG AKA THE KID MERO AND I'M JUST OUT HERE OBSERVING FASHION SENSIBILITIES AND SHIT LIKE THAT AND I OFFER MY CRITIQUES BECAUSE I HAVE EXCEPTIONAL TASTE OR WHATEVER. LISTEN MAN IF YOUR COUSIN OR BROTHER OR NEPHEW ENDS UP HERE DON'T COME CRYING TO ME ABOUT IT B. JUST TELL THE LITTLE GUY TO DO BETTER. THIS IS MEANT TO BE CONSTRUCTIVE BECAUSE I AM A MAN OF THE PEOPLE.

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