Starring: Mike O'Malley, still; not Mo though—Mo's definitely voting Hillary
Synopsis: An athletic competition show where people prove that they've got the GUTS! to enter this great nation. Each episode begins with contestants building (and paying for) a new Aggro Crag. The two contestants who erect their Crags the fastest advance to the final round, where they face off in a race to the top. Losers are arrested by INS. Winners are subjected to a 400-question test on American history.
Excerpt From the New York Times Review: "Remember the '90s? Well, welcome to the 1790s, when the Alien and Sedition Acts were passed."