Starring: Billy Bush
Synposis: Bush acts as the surrogate (a la Arrested Development) for some creepy decrepit billionaire (heteros only), scouring the homes of 3 possible trophy wives to make sure they are "proper women." Anything signaling signs of liberalism—birth control, condoms, trust in the democratic process—results an instant elimination and farewell pussy grab from Bush himself. But don't worry, winners: each week's newly anointed trophy wife (clad in a pussy-bow blouse) still gets a pussy grab from Bush before being whisked off to a life with a Donald 2.0.
Excerpt From the New York Times Review: ​"Mr. Bush, once a respected member of the media, has embraced this chapter of his life with alarming ease."