The Illuminati is an occult society founded in 1776 in Bavaria that’s allegedly bent on taking over the world. Its founder, the German philosopher Adam Weishaupt, may be long gone, but it’s believed that he has loyal followers, those who will achieve his goals of creating a secret society for like-minded free-thinkers, overthrowing the status quo, and establishing a New World Order.
Who better to do that than adorable child actors? Child stars, especially the ones from The Mickey Mouse Club, a 1950s Disney television show that was revived in the '70s and then again in the early '90s, are so cute that they would never be picked in a lineup of Illuminati suspects. Its the perfect guise for world domination. And the thing about the kids of The Mickey Mouse Club is that many of them grew up to be ridiculously good-looking adult stars. Justin Timberlake, Ryan Gosling, and Britney Spears are just some of the famous people who got their starts on The Mickey Mouse Club and now dominate the pop culture landscape (and the world?!?).
Below are 10 super legit, highly scientific reasons why those The Mickey Mouse Club hoodwinked us by sending perfect-looking humans out into the world that will one day rule us all.
1. If this doesn’t look like the New World Order, we don’t know what does.
2. Walt Disney, the founder of 'The Mickey Mouse Club,' is believed to be connected to the Illuminati.
3. Sending perfect child actors out into the world is the best way to win over the minds of America.
4. Justin Timberlake is totally sending a message to his Illuminati compatriots in the "Mirrors" music video.
5. And JT's friends with some powerful people.
6. Britney is definitely in cahoots with the Illuminati, too.
She said it first: "I'm not that innocent."
A Mouseketeer from 1993-95, Britney was all about overt pledges of allegiance in her early music: “I'm a Slave 4 U,” "...Baby One More Time," "I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman" (what are you then?).
But as damning as her early and mid-career hits are, conspiracy theorists argue that her most occult work was “Ooh La La,” the song she wrote for the Smurfs 2 movie. There’s nothing like little blue guys roaming the Earth as a metaphor for a super secret society bent on taking over the world, right?
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8. Ryan Gosling is good-looking enough to make us believe anything.
Hey girl, let me tell you about the New World Order.
Could Gosling, who was on The All-New Mickey Mouse Club from 1993-95, really be anything but a vessel for subliminal messaging? Those eyes. That six pack. Also, that facial hair. Dead giveaway.
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