Creator: Mike Moynihan
Funding goal: $10,000
Current status: $19
Project: GoFundMe

Mike isn’t trying to pull a fast one on you. He has money; he just wants more of it. “I really like money. It helps me do everything from buying food to paying for gas to put in my 2004 Ford Escape,” he writes. Yes, Mike, those are the things money can do. Do you think that strangers will just give it to you for the rest of your life?

Actually though, Mike has raised $19 out of the $10,000 that he set out to make. So, who knows, maybe there’s hope.