Air Date: May 19, 2001
Starring: Christopher Walken

Christopher Walken's recurring portrayal of the series' relentless robed predator makes us feel awful… Because we just can't get enough. In what will likely go down in history as the actor's sketchiest role of all time, he manipulates chicks into entering his apartment, where subsequent events tend to involve one or more of the following: champagne toasts, creepy advances, drugging attempts, Walken getting slapped, discoveries of disturbing voyeuristic paraphernalia (e.g., a two-way mirror in the bathroom, a periscope looking into female neighbors' apartments), and more. Really, how could any female resist?