We in the Western world often take for granted our unprecedented access to clean drinking water, adequate infrastructure, and mostly edible food that's not being traded on the black market. It's refreshing to see a man throw caution to the four winds and brazenly declare 'fuck you' to his digestive system.
It's pretty amazing.
Vino is a man that will indulge in Olive Gardens' Pasta Pass promotional offering. The pass, which was purchased with an alfredo-stained $100 bill, grants Vino to unlimited pasta and soft drinks from September 29 through November 9. Vino plans to document his breakfasts, lunches, and dinners with the Gardens of Olives and will be keeping track of every meal with his newly launched website, AlloftheGarden.com. It's a weird time to be alive.
Meet Vino below and keep an eye right here for the inevitable funeral arrangements in Vino's honor.
