Apparently eager to set a new standard for petty crime, a man and woman in Cleveland, Ohio were arrested for stealing sex toys last week. From Walmart

The Smoking Gun reports that 20-year-old Geoffrey Greene and 23-year-old Kia Porter were arrested last Wednesday after security guards watched the overzealous duo shoving the devices into Porter's purse. Though she was aggressive and argumentative at first, Porter sang a different tune when police arrived, turning her purse over to them.

Inside, police found two Trojan Intense Pleasure vibrating rings and two two LifeStyles a:muse personal massagers. Both Greene and Porter were charged with theft.

In hindsight, they have to realize at this point that $30 worth of stolen merchandise wasn't worth the trouble or embarrassment. 

[via The Smoking Gun]

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