Now that swamp ass season is officially here, let the endless barbecues and rooftop brunches be of comfort to you in the scorching city heat. It's Independence Day. Remember that celebrating our great nation isn’t limited to fireworks and stuffing your body with food outrageously smothered in barbecue sauce. It's about breaking out your talents from college to help you survive a full day of drinking with your boys (and family, of course.) So, save the embarrassment. Don’t be weak. Here are helpful tips to prevent fallen soldiers on this 3-day weekend.