Because a movie as big as this couldn't just have a regular old poster, The Expendables 3 decided to drop a motion poster on us, and it's more or less exactly what you'd expect.
Keeping in theme with the series' penchant for explosions for the sake of explosions, this poster leads off with the man himself, Sylvester Stallone, lighting and chewing HARD on a cigar. But then Sly's like, "Oh, where am I going to put this burning match?" and that's when he throws it onto a pile of off-screen explosives behind him and BOOM.
Finally, the poster hammers home just how enormous The Expendables 3's cast list is, as the ensemble -- series regulars like Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jason Statham and newcomers like Wesley Snipes and Kelsey Grammer (?) -- pops up one by one. It takes a pretty long time.
Check out the poster below and try not to OD off that adrenaline.
[via Lionsgate Entertainment]
