Last night, Ice Cube made an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live and, as always, was oozing intensity. It’s kind of his schtick, and makes even the most innocuous of comments seem at once menacing and hilarious.

He put his talent on full display last night, as Kimmel asked the 22 Jump Street star to read off some pleasant-sounding sentences that became something entirely different when Cube read them.

Now, excuse us while we go get some “pumpkin brisk.”

[via UPROXX]