In 10 years, when your first-born child asks you what it was like when they were born, what is the story that you're going to be able to tell them? Will you talk about how you rushed their mom to the hospital and stayed with her for the entire night, providing unwavering moral and emotional support all the way through? Or are you going to say that you were sitting in the corner mashing out updates about the hospital food? It's one thing to send out a single, celebratory tweet commemorating the moment your child entered the world, but it's another thing to give us a detailed timeline from the moment your boo's water broke up to her final push. However, there is one exception to this rule: if you're the one giving birth and still managing to live-tweet. We can't even be mad. That's just impressive.
The birth of your child.