Distinguishing features: Earpiece; pronounced trap muscles; flashlight (for beating people) 

If you get in a heated exchange with The Bouncer On a Mission, it's either because you're 17-years-old and trying to get in to the joint with your older brother's ID, or you're being forcibly removed from the bar with a suffocating headlock. Either way, the night is taking a devastating turn for the worse. Cracking skulls is a job perk for these guys. So, don't act out while being manhandled, unless you're trying to play the antagonist in a WorldStar video.