The Most Unbelievable Sex Crimes

Making it too nasty can land you in a jail cell.

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Doing the dirty is a natural and beautiful part of human existence. But some humans take the beautiful out of the equation, allowing their desires to drive them to do awful things. When you get drunk and try to stick your genitals in a SUV, police tend to intervene. A sober attempt at grand theft to support your adult film addiction also sets off alarms, actually and metaphorically.

This list isn't about noise complaints from the neighbors or humping in the park. These are 20 of the most unbelievable sex crimes ever committed, and they range from somewhat hilarious to completely upsetting. Who knew bestiality could turn vehicular? 

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Father Caught Having Sex With an SUV

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Man Sucks Strangers' Toes in Walmart

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Man Padlocks Girlfriend's Jeans to Stop Her From Cheating

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Man Exorcises Woman's Vagina With His Penis

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Man Throws His Sperm on Women

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Man Steals Church Computer to Watch Adult Films

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Man Banned From Every Farm in England After Having Sex with a Goat

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Wife Gets Husband to Shoot Neighbor After "Telepathic Rape"

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Man Films Up Girls' Skirts With Hidden Camera Watch

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Bike Rider Robs Purses and Grabs Butts

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Three Women Steal Sperm

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Man Brands His Initials on Girlfriend's Vagina and Engages in Bestiality Shortly After

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Man Masturbates in Library Parking Lot, Says He Was Shaving

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Man Rapes Wounded Cow With Coconut Oil Lube

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Man Slashes Women's Butts at the Mall

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