Freemasons embrace free love in Michigan. Unfortunately, the authorities do not. Early yesterday morning, police in Battlecreek, Mich. were summoned to the Battlecreek Masonic Temple regarding a fight. They were not at all prepared for the fuckery they discovered. 

Upon arrival, they reportedly spotted five naked women dancing on stage and couple in the throws of live porn while others (in various states of undress) filmed it and used drugs. Several people were arrested, bringing the alleged drugged-up sex fest to an anti-climactic end. 

According to "Charlie," a Freemason who's responsible for booking events at the temple, the man who paid $900 to rent the space explained that he planned to have a dance party. The Freemasons claim they checked on the party around 1 a.m. and found no dirty dancing taking place. However, he said that the temple had suspended future private events. 

Police in Battle Creek say this is not the first orgy the Temple has hosted; Charlie says otherwise. Charlie booked this most recent festivus, so his credibility might be a little shaky right now. 

[via Gawker and The Daily Mail UK]