Plenty of people have weighed in on Miley Cyrus and Twerkgate, but in these long two weeks of thinkpiece after thinkpiece debating Miley's virtue, one voice has remained silent. Until now.

Mitch Albom, author of touchy-feely novels like The Five People You Meet In Heaven and For One More Day, published a piece for the Detroit Free Press today and despite being solid, it's really just one more exhaustive over-reaction from one more person who we're not sure we really wanted to hear speak on the matter. But if this gives someone at Funny Or Die the idea to do a "Twerking With Morrie" (or "Tuesdays With Miley?") sketch, then we're all for it.

Read the column here.

[via DetroitFreePress]