Buy It Now: $125

"Our smallest Sonic Skin Cleansing System, the one-button, one-speed Mia comes in a variety of colors and fits your active lifestyle – offering beautiful skin at home or on-the-go."

It's like a toothbrush for your face, folks, and thank God it fits our active lifestyle. If you have always dreamed of having a face like Christian Bale in American Psycho, but don't want to deal with all of the facials and brutally murdering people to get it, the Clarisonic Mia might just be for you. Now you can finally get all of that dirt and dead skin that people can't see because it is largely in your imagination off of your face. Ladies will flock to you once they notice just how clean your face is after examining your visage thoroughly with a magnifying glass in the club. Of course, they will likely leave you once they see your Clarisonic Mia Sonic Skin Cleansing System in your bathroom and realize just how vain you are, but until then, let the good times roll and put your cleanest face forward.