If you get upset when someone's pissing in YOUR urinal, you're taking this whole local option thing too seriously. It's just a bar, not the lawless coastal waters of Somalia, so stop getting in wars over territory. Stools and booths exist to absorb beer farts and provide drunken bikers with something to swing at guys who eyeball their old ladies. That's it. We know this bar is all you have, but don't act so proud of it.