Director: Baz Luhrmann
Co-stars: Selena Gomez, Aziz Ansari (voice), Taylor Lautner
Plot synopsis: Baz Luhrmann decides to give famous literature a break and embarks on the grandiose task of bringing Disney classics to life. When the goal is extreme theatricality, who better to call on than Oprah to terrorize Ariel (Gomez) as the villainous Ursula in his version of Wicked (no relation to the Broadway musical). Never content to do the same thing twice, Luhrmann abandons 3D and brings on Kanye West to produce, cribbing the multi-screen experience implemented for Cruel Summer. Ursula takes center stage. There can be no other way.
Tagline: The best thing a girl can be in this world is a beautiful little mermaid.
Will most likely win an Oscar for: Best CGI Tentacles