Brooklyn hood she'd feel most comfortable in: Brooklyn Heights
VMA pregaming spot: Floyd. Between the droves of 30-something white people and the indoor bocce court, she'll feel right at home.
VMA after after-party spot: 
For when it feels like a perfect night to dress up like a hipsterMontero's Bar & Grill, a grimy old school bar that's been re-appropriated as an ironic hangout spot, will fit the bill.
Quirky Sunday afternoon activity: Strolling on the Brooklyn Promenade, followed by an indie flick at Brooklyn Heights cinema surrounded by all-white people.
Refuge from the paps: 
The 4-story brownstone she rents that overlooks the Manhattan skyline. 
Favorite thing about Brooklyn: None of her ex-boyfriends live there. (We think.)