College life is full of options. Pizza or ramen? Red Bull or Adderall? To beer bong or butt chug? But the most lasting judgement you'll make while in school is deciding on a major. That fateful decision will have a profound impact on your college experience, so it should be in lockstep with your personality and post-graduation ambitions. If you're, say, an emotionally unstable shut-in that wants to make overarching judgements about people based on their areas of study, you should major in creative writing. See what we did there? But enough about us, what does your college major say about you?

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