After news of rapper-CEO-sports agent Jay Z dropping the hyphen from his name—which he apparently did three years ago—a Craigslist ad, penned by Jigga's recently dismissed hyphen, popped up on the web (the ad was created by a Funny Or Die writer). Hilarious as ever, it begins:

Hardworking SBL (Straight Black Line) seeking immediate, full or part-time employment (see recent photo between the words "part" and "time"). Despite being laid off by my previous employer after 19 years of devoted service, I am eager to meet new people and challenge myself professionally.

The job market is extremely competitive right now, but we're confident Hov's hyphen will find work soon.

[via Mashable]