Eating at one of the chain restaurants in Times Square is generally a terrible experience, but hooking up in their bathrooms is one of the best. These neon montrosities are far larger than they should be, and so are the bathrooms. Normally, bathroom hook-ups are cramped, complicated affairs. Getting it on in the Applebee's or T.G.I.Friday's bathroom in Times Square presents the opposite problem: there is almost too much room. Be selective when choosing your hook-up bathroom: just as each of these restaurants has a theme, so do the bathrooms. Do you want Jimi Hendrix and Elvis to watch from Andy Warhol knock-off posters while you prop her up on the sink? Hard Rock Cafe is the spot for you. Do want a dose of manufactured Southern hospitality while you show her your Southern hospitality? Head over to Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. Just lock the door behind you. You don't need some visor-wearing dad from Iowa getting an eyeful when he pops in to wash his hands.