Thirst Level: 3.75

When you save April in the arcade version of TMNT II, a cutscene portrays the computer programmer giving one of the turtles a kiss on the head, followed by the words, "I owe you one." What she means is obviously open to interpretation. But we'd like to think she meant this in a very thirsty way, which is somewhat weird considering she'd be doing the dirty with a turtle. But hey, who are we to judge? (Read in Juicy J voice) We say no to turtle loving; Ms. O'Neil can't.