Your most attractive moment of the day is the second you step out of the shower. You are glistening. Your wet hair will cooperate rather than fight you at every turn. You can leave a little lather on to cover up any unsightly pimples or moles. Basically, you're half man, half statue. Before you ruin it by drying off, take a selfie. Everybody's doing it. The most successful post-shower selfies are taken with a confused look on one's face, as though you were caught unaware that were taking your own picture. The result will be something that is both playful and sexual. For bonus points, let that towel slip as far down toward your junk as possible without violating Facebook's terms of service, and give the ladies a sneak preview of what they have to look forward to if they ever join you in a bubble bath for two.