You have your Armani Exchange oxford pressed and ready to go. There's a seven-layer bean dip of Axe hair products in your mane. You've just chugged a 50/50 mix of 5-hour Energy and liquid GHB. You, sir, are ready to go clubbin'. But before you follow your dubstep beating heart to the local bass spot, take another look in the mirror. Are you rolling with 11 other dudes? Did you pop one too many mollies during the pregame session? Is your spray tan running onto your white collar? If so, you might want to consider staying in and doing, like, a fantasy football draft or something. Why? Because everyone at the club will hate you. Yes, everyone. 

Written by Sean Evans (@seanseaevans)