The 40 Most Ratchet Media Take Out Headlines of April

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The blog-style gossip site Media Take Out, which launched in 2006, is notoriously known for inciting celebrity drama. And as the most visited urban website in the world, readers constantly demand slanderous dirt (read: shade) on A-listers. The most fascinating part about the online gabfest, however, is its approach to crafting headlines. Never before has a web entity appropriated such a distinct (read: ratchet) style and voice. Here, we recap the best headlines of April.

OH MY GAWWWWWD!!! Dwight From The ATLANTA HOUSEWIVES Just Got A NEW NOSE JOB . . . And Now His Face Is Even MORE FRIGHTENING Than Before!!!

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We Got Some Pics Of Rapper ACE HOOD'S Babys Mother . . . She May Be The THICKEST RAPPER BM . . . That Is 100% SILICONE FREE!!!

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WHAT THE FREAK???? NBA Superstar Chris Bosh . . . Is Having His BABYS MAMA LEGAL DRAMA . . . Decided On JUDGE JOE BROWN????

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BREAKING NEWS: A Woman Is ARRESTED . . . For Beating Up Her Boyfriend . . . When He Kept Playing That ANNOYING MACKLEMORE SONG!!!

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RATCHET CHICK!! Love And Hip Hop Star JOSELINE . . . Starts CRAWLING ON THE GROUND . . . And ACCIDENTALLY Exposes Her MAXI PAD!!!

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Either Rihanna And Drake ARE F**KING . . . . Or Rihanna Is TRYING TO F**K HIM . . . Cause She's Behaving Very THIRSTILY On Instagram!!!

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TECHNICAL FOUL!!! We Got A Hold Of Some PICS Of GAY BASKETBALLER Jason Collins Playing . . . And That Move THERE . . . Looks SUSPICIOUS!!!

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MTO SHOCK PICS: Have Y'all Seen What Raven Symone Looks Like Lately . . . She's OUT WITH IT . . . The Girl Looks Like A FULL BLOWN LEZZY

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Speaking Of NOSE JOBS . . . We've Got BEFORE And AFTER Pics Of Actress KERRY WASHINGTON . . . Which Nose Do You Like Better Her NATURAL One . . . Or The One SHE BOUGHT???

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THIS IS SAD!!! There Should Be A NEW LAW . . . So They STOP MAKING RATCHET OUTFITS LIKE THIS . . . In TODDLER Sizes!!!

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YIKES!!! The Millionare Matchmaker Chick Lost A BUNCH OF WEIGHT . . . So She Wore A TWO PIECE Bikini To The Beach . . . BIG MISTAKE!!

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NOOOOOOOOO!!! Ladies . . . We Never Thought We'd EVER Say This . . . But R&B Singer TREY SONGZ . . . Is NO LONGER CUTE!!

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SHOCK PICS: Gabourey 'PRECIOUS' Sidibe Is LIGHTENING HER SKIN . . . And Now She's Wearing A BLONDE WIG!!

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We Got Pics Of CHINESE SUPERSTAR NBA Baller JEREMY LIN . . . And His Girlfriend . . . Who Knew Asian Girls Had AZZES LIKE THAT!!!

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YUCCCCCK!!! Superhead Releases A GRAPHIC New Video . . . Showing Her The Hairs On Her BOOTY HOLE . . . Being REMOVED!!!

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BREAKING NEWS: Republican House Speaker JOHN BOEHNER'S Daughter . . . Is Marrying A BROTHER WITH DREADS!!!

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MTO WORLD EXCLUSIVE: Dwight Howard Has His FIFTH CHILD On The Way . . . By His FIFTH Babys Mama!!!

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AWWWWWWW SH*T . . . The Struggle Is REAL Y'all . . . Look What HEAUX Are Doing . . . Just To Get A PAIR OF LOUBOUTINS!!!

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LMAOOOOOOOO!!! Trinidad James Just PERMED His Hair . . . And Now He Looks EXACTLY Like . . .

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NOT AGAIN!!! We Caught Beyonce . . . Wearing Her FAKE HIPS At Last Night's CONCERT!!! (She Needs To STOP IT With All These . . . PROSTHETIC BODY PARTS)

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CAUGHT CREEPING!!! John Legend's FIANCE Is Spotted Out . . . Looking VERY SUSPICIOUS . . . With ANOTHER DUDE!!!!

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NOOOOOOOOO!!! JoJo Simmons SPEAKS On Getting Kidnapped By Juelz Santana's NYC BLOODS Crew . . . JoJo Is Now Under The PROTECTION . . . Of NYC CRIPS!!!

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Remember That FEMALE RAPPER That Keeps Calling A$AP ROCKY GAY . . . Well Umm . . . How Certain Are We That She Was BORN A 'FEMALE'

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Rihanna Takes Some SEXY PICS . . . With Some OTHER DUDE That Ain't Named Chris Brown!!!!

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NUH UHHHHHHHHHH!!! Keyshia Cole Showed Off Her NEW STYLE . . . And The Chick Looks Like A GHETTO SUPERHERO!!!

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NFL PLAYER Kerry Rhodes Releases A New Pic . . . Of The LOVE OF HIS LIFE . . . But We Can't Tell If It's A MALE . . . Or A Female!!

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HMMMMMMMMM!!! You Know That NFL Baller On The Ravens Who Is VERY OUTSPOKEN About Gay Marriage . . . Well . . . We Might Know WHY!!!

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Mary J Blige Is Photo'd At The BEACH With Her Husband . . . And Kendu Got BIGGER TIDDAYS THAN MARY!!!

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NEW CELEBRITY IT COUPLE!!! Diddy CHUCKS DUECES To Cassie . . . He's Now Dating That VERY POPULAR Blonde Model With The BIG BREASTISES!!!

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DAYUMMMMMMMMMM!! NBA Star Chris Bosh's Wife Got A D-D-D-DONKKKK!!

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OH MY!!! Actress EVA LONGORIA Has A WARDROBE MALFUNCTION . . . One Of Her TIDDAYS Accidentally Pops Loose!!

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We've Got PICS Of That WOMAN That PRESIDENT OBAMA Was Flirting With . . . And Look At The BODY LANGUAGE Between The Two Of Them . . . Michelle It's Time To STEP IN AND GET YOUR MAN!!!!

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DIDDY BROKE???? One House Was FORECLOSED . . . ANOTHER He Hasn't Paid His Mortgage In ALMOST 3 Years . . . And He Got A Credit Card IN COLLECTIONS!!!

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WHAT THE F*CK????? Justin Beiber Is Photo'd Hugging WILL SMITH'S SON . . . And He's GRABBING Jaden'ss Butt . . . And SQUEEZING!!

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OH NO!!! Remember The FATHER Who Beat His Daughters For TWERKING . . . Well They LOCKED HIM UP!!! (Did He DESERVE IT)

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Will Smith And Jada Pinkett Were Out Yesterday . . . They Both Looked GREAT . . . But Jada's FACE . . . Was A Little FRAUDULENT LOOKING!!!

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A REAL Rich Person BLAST KIM KARDASHIAN . . . Dude Is Worth $55 BILLION . . . And Is Calling Kim A 'PEASANT'!!!

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You'll NEVER GUESS Which FEMALE Celebrity MAGIC JOHNSON'S Son Used To Date . . . Before He Started WEARING DRESSES!!! (Pics Of Him ON A DATE . . . With A GIRL)

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OH MY GAWWWWWWWWD!!! Remember That Kid McCauley Culkin From The Movie HOME ALONE . . . Well Now He's PRACTICALLY A TRANNEY!!!

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WHAT THE FREAK???? Diddy's Babys Mother Kim Porter . . . Is Alleged To Have DONE COCAINE . . . And Giving It To Her TWIN DAUGHTERS!!!

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