We've all had classes with a professor so bland and monotone that their lectures sound like Mitt Romney reading Paradise Lost from a blown speaker. But we didn't all have iPhones. Kids today don't know what it's like to play Snake on a Motorola Razr for a full 90 minutes. During your next "Thirsty Thursday" at the campus bar, pour one out for the generations of students who couldn't pass the time during Basic Graph Theory & Combinatorics by flipping through Tinder and watching WorldStar fight compilations on their smart phones.