This is precisely what happens when kids abuse the absence of their parents and the presence of the Internet. A 14-year-old boy in Prospect Heights, IL went online and hired a prostitute who got him for his piggy bank and iPad after telling him to take his pants off, then blasting him in the face with pepper spray.

With his pride and eyes stinging, the teen called the police, who eventually caught up with 22-year-old Dareka Brooks by pinging the stolen iPad. She was charged with armed robbery and the boy learned a valuable lesson: paying for sex is not the thing to do.

In the end, you're getting robbed.

[via Gawker]