For reasons that probably escape even her, a woman slipped out of her dress and then entered a Weatherford, TX  home through it's doggy door. A man who resides at the home heard frightening bumps in the night and decided to investigate, eventually discovering that someone (or something) had broken his doggy door. He called police, who discovered Sara Soto naked in the bathtub.

Her excuse? She wanted to use the phone, which of course explains her need to get naked and take refuge in the tub. Soto, 25, was arrested and charged with misdemeanor trespassing and criminal mischief.

[via The Huffington Post]