We put so much emphasis on the difficulties of being under-endowed, but what about the struggle of having an mammoth penis? A member that makes women cower in terror and/or burst into tears? A manhood so mighty other XY chromosomes who catch a glimpse of it automatically defer to you as the alpha male?

Comedian Craig Robinson (The Office, Pineapple Express, This is the End) tackled this sensitive issue. In a final attempt to end the shame that men with frequently-ogled nether regions like John Hamm and Michael Fassbender face daily, Robinson penned this diatribe. Read, and be comforted.

[via Rundown]