Date: March 2012
Location: Seattle, WA

Before you commend this woman for being responsible, stop yourself. If she were responsible, she would've taken a cab home, or she wouldn't have gotten that wasted in the first place. Anyway, a state trooper was unable to access the entrance to King County Jail because a vehicle was blocking it. After realizing that it wasn't a police vehicle, the trooper approached the car and discovered a woman who explained that she dropped her cell phone and pulled into the conveniently placed driveway to find it. Because she's the luckiest woman of all-time, she drove herself right to jail and didn't even realize it.

The immediately picked up on the telltale signs of intoxication, and the woman was promptly arrested. Neither she, nor the trooper had to travel a significant distance.