Don't mess with cops, but definitely don't mess with a cop's food. 18-year-old Chris Brennan was arrested and charged with resisting an officer without violence early Monday morning in Fort Myers Beach, FL for allegedly smashing bottles. When Brennan was placed in a police vehicle while his two accomplices were questioned, he reportedly banged his head against a window and yelled "I will piss in your car!" 

He wasn't lying, either.

Brennan reportedly urinated through the vehicle's screen cage, showering several of the deputy's items, such as his cell phone, water bottle and the bag containing his lunch. Brennan's legal battle has just begun; he'll definitely end up losing the war in the long run, but in the interim, the deputy who had to ride around in that urine-soaked car took the short term L.

[via The Huffington Post]