Never Stand Too Close to a Naked Man Who's "High on Jesus"

Lord have mercy.

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Intoxicated by the Holy Spirit, 27-year-old Ronald Fletcher was arrested in Decatur, AL for indecent exposure outside of a high school earlier this week. He was stark naked and claimed to be "high on Jesus." According to reports, Fletcher stripped, then started "parading" around in front of classroom windows after school officials refused to let him remove a student from school early.

Fletcher reportedly drove his car in a circle on a school owned field, threw hubcaps and urinated on other cars. Witnesses claim that the hail that fell from the sky began to slow down once Fletcher appeared, and he extended his arms to the sky as if he were welcoming a strike of lightning. He wasn't struck though—call it divine intervention.

However, neither the Father, the Son, nor the Holy Spirit could save him from the authorities.

[via The Huffington Post]

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