Maker: Smuckers
Watch A Commercial Here

When you discovered Uncrustables in your lunchbox, the jokes wrote themselves. Glaring at your neighbor's fully-crusted sandwich, you just had to say it: "Your mama's so lazy, she makes you take the crust off yourself."

As the lunchroom erupted with mean-spirited laughter, it was official. You were the boss of the the third grade, and no one could stop you.