Maker: Oscar Mayer
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If your mother gave you Lunchables as your actual meal, and not as a snack, she probably hated you. These boxes of all-fake-everything had zero nutritional value, but they were fun to make, and crazy delicious. Constructing a pizza with diabetes-inducing tomato sauce (in a packet, no less) on a disk of carbohydrate with cold cheese on top was a collision of dietary sins, and all the other kids were rubbernecking. Hard.