Welcome to Valentine's Day week. In just three days, there will be a line drawn in the sand between the haves and have-nots. If you've got a winter wifey, you'll be smothered in love, kisses, and drug store chocolates. If you don't, you'll be home watching Netflix and crying into your ramen. It's a cruel world.

We don't want to be the bearer of bad news, but if this is the fifth year in a row you've been endured cuffing season solo, there might be a reason. Or several.

Here's the harsh truth: 25 Reasons You'll Be #ForeverAlone, In GIFs 

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