What Your Son Will Say: So you had modern techonology at your fingertips but decided to play shitty farming games on Facebook?
What We Say: Every time someone opens his or her Facebook page, there's some new request to help your friends gather dust-bunnies in Vacuum Wars, digitally teabag each other in Ballztown, or collect whatever dumb thing is collected in whatever new game has caught the imagination of the social network that day.

We can't imagine how elite game designers who spend years of meticulous labor designing cutting edge games feel when they see their friends and family herding sheep with graphics that an old-school Gameboy would put to shame.