Hey all you dudes having casual sex out there, making excuses for why you're unable to wear a condom—cut the bullshit. Even if Trojans makes your penis feel like you've just dipped it in a tub of Anbesol, it’s still not a valid excuse to not wrap up.

This year, commit to being vigilant about avoiding STIs and maintaining your sexual health. The discomfort you feel wearing a condom will be tenfold if you contract a disease and have to call every woman you’ve done the deed with to alert them they’re now the proud owner of herpes.