Michael J. Pagan
Most iconic role: Scott Marshall in Up, Up and Away (2000)
Place of birth: Los Angeles, CA
Most recent project: Prime Suspect (TV series, 2012)
It seems like Pagan has gotten over the fact that he didn't have superpowers like the rest of his family in Up, Up & Away, which inspired us to get over the fact that we'll never have an impressive lawyer job like our cousin or live up to our grandpa's military expectations.
But that's all gone to shit now as we've realized that Pagan has competed in the Junior Olympics, is totally ripped, and he's appearing in television shows. Meanwhile, we're tweeting pictures of our burgers and public drunkenness that grandma doesn't want to see on our family Christmas cards. â€”TA