Earlier this month, Kate Winslet tied the knot for the third time in a secret ceremony with her boyfriend named…wait for it…Ned Rock'nRoll, according to People. Not only is that just the most fantastic name to ever grace the planet Earth, but Rock'nRoll is also the nephew of Richard Branson, so the dude is also incalculably rich.
Leonardo DiCaprio walked Winslet down the aisle for the ceremony, which was kept such a secret that the bride and groom’s parents didn’t even know it was taking place. Winslet and Rock'nRoll have been dating since the fall of 2011. And at 37, we’re hoping Winslet has it in her to pump out a few baby Rock'nRolls because, let’s face it, that name needs to live on.