Followers: 15,206
Tweets: 2,948

There are times when we think Carlos' Twitter account tells the story of a crab who is trying to make a life for itself on land. Then we read some posts about him having hands too smooth to catch a football and we find ourselves back at square one. Whatever. All we know is Carlos is the funniest and coolest crab we've come across since Ariel attempted to bounce on her family and marry that sailor.