We personally have never had sex with your roommate so we could steal their cat, but we wouldn't rule out the possibility either.

If this sounds like an appealing ploy, allow us to introduce Texts from FFXIII. A Tumblr that combines the wildly popular Texts From Last Night, the website that goes through texts sent in compromised states, and screenshots from Final Fantasy XIII. Check out some of these images to get your fill of Twilight fan-fiction fueled squid sex. Just view the images and all will be clear.

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[via Texts From FFXIII, Kotaku]