Address: 2110 Peachtree Rd. NW

This is the kind of place that has valet parking and VIP valet parking. Say what? The indecision causes a single-file line of cars to spill out onto Peachtree, creating untold traffic problems. Since Frank Ski's is named after the famous morning radio host of the same name, everyone knows the deal: No one really cares about the food or drinks; everyone wants to meet Frank and get discovered. Every clown in the building is a part-time artist, part-time producer, and full-time hustler. Child, please.