Appeared In: Casino Royale (1967)
Played By: Woody Allen
Diabolical Weapon: Biological weapons
Killed By: His own atomic pill

We know that the 1967 version of Casino Royale isn’t considered part of the James Bond “canon,” but we had to put this on here so people can sit back and realize that, technically, Woody Allen has played a Bond villain. In this movie, which was a spy spoof, Allen played Dr. Noah, who turns out to be Bond’s nephew: Jimmy Bond Jr.

His plan is to create a biological weapon that will make all of the women of the world beautiful and kill every man over 4'6". This would make him one of the tallest men on the planet and the object of every woman’s affection. Serious Bond fans would probably prefer that this version of Casino Royale never be mentioned again, but like we said, we need to remind the world that this actually happened.