When you ask what her plans are for the day, it's not because you want to take her out to brunch. It's because you want her to get the hell out of your apartment so you can roll around in your bed, with the covers to yourself, and fart loudly in peace. Why does she have to be that lingering girl who forces you to change into your gym gear to fake her out? She shouldn't even have to wait for a cue to leave, but if she needs one, the cue is when you wake up.
Hang out the next morning in hopes of getting a brunch invite.